Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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