Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
