why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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