He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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