Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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