dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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