Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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