i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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