Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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