She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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