Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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