You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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