sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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