just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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