Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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