the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You are the jesus of drinking
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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