Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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