Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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