You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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