we have officially lost it.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
