You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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