the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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