I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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