ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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