The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Pooping to opera.
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