hell yes lets make some ravioli
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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