I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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