its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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