You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
