i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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