how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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