So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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