like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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