My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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