All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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