you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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