it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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