Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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