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Dad?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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