Dual....:-)
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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