why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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