I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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