wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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