Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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