she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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