At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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