i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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