I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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