"it" just moved
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize
