we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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